Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
so there are frugal people who go better scrape out the blood from the sacrificial bowl for the shindig next week.
So after listening to that person’s beautiful, slowed down version of Murray Gold’s ‘Hello I’m the Doctor’, I decided to do some wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey music stuff of my own. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST DID.
THIS IS SO GORGEOUS I CAN’T
IT’S LIKE GALLIFREY. IT SOUNDS LIKE THE TIME LORDS. IF THE TIME LORDS WERE A SONG AND NOT A TITLE/RANK OF A SPECIES THIS WOULD BE THEM. BEAUTIFUL AND DEEP AND SAD AND DANGEROUS AND POWERFUL AND AT TIMES HEAVENLY.
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
- They Bang, But the Scene is Like Really Short and Poorly Written
- They Bang, and The Cock is 12…
I love this so much.
FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC
OH MY GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONNA FALL HOLY SHIT I COULDN’T BREATHE
That was possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
i, a figure skater, would like to take a moment to appreciate all of the love. it’s fucking hard. and i’m not even CLOSE to being that good yet.
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great
god I love people. This actually sounds pretty crazy I mean imagine being some other species of animal and thinking “What the fuck is wrong with the humans”
Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony
I don’t think anyone here understands how much I love hero.
I NEVER love the good ones or the brawny ones.
But I fucking love Thor.
Because he is so fucking EARNEST.
Asked by Anonymous
I don’t know of any spells to remotely cleanse a location. however, I think it’d be a good idea to make yourself a charm bag to protect yourself from the negative energy at work. combine the following materials in a black, white, blue, or red pouch:
- sage or cedar (for cleansing)
- rosemary (cleansing)
- cinnamon (for a boost)
- citrine (reduces stress and negative energy, rejuvenates)
- amethyst or rose quartz (to soothe your emotions)
- hematite (grounding and balancing, protection against negative energy)
- malachite (protection against the negative energy of an environment)
charge the bag with your intent before work and cleanse it every day after work in moonlight or smoke.
i found keeping smoky quartz at work helped clear the air. ive also been working on a form of meditation called “shielding”. basically working on your own stability and limiting how much you let your surroundings and empathy affect you. dont forget to try and fit in time on your breaks to recharge - sounds super hippy but the earth is all around you :)
Supernatural Gender swap/Racebend
Nicole Beharie as Deena Winchester
Kat Graham as Samara Winchester
Gina Torres as Joanne Winchester
As an added bonus:
I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST CHOKED
this will always be my favorite post
Best Eulogy Ever
ARTHUR: Well, goodbye, then. I feel someone should, um, say a few words. (He unfolds a piece of paper.)Hamilton R Leeman. Born 1943 in … America, probably; died 2008 in the sky – definitely. Non-vegetarian option. I didn’t know you for very long, Mr. Leeman, but I’ll always remember you as … as a shouty man. You loved to shout; shout and smoke – those were your twin passions. And so, i-in a way, I suppose you died doing what you loved: shouting and smoking, and covered in foam. I don’t know if you liked that. You probably didn’t. Still, goodbye! Rest in peace!
ARTHUR: Thank you for flying MJN Air!